10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.