10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "No river, no fish."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers