10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.