10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!