10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus