10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus