10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.