10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!