10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Fold and live to fold again