10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.