10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.