10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.