10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."