10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown