10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."