10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• It's Free To Fold...
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.