10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die