10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.