10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician