10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.