10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd