10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS