10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'