10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05