10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die