10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22