10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Welcome to kicker school
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• im going to 2 out you to death
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.