10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!