10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd