10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury