10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger