10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"