10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it