10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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