10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.