10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.