10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.