10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph