10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!