10 Random Poker Quotes

If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
It's Free To Fold...
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-