10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• It's Free To Fold...