10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow