10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph