10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'