10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.