10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester