10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs