10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)