10 Random Poker Quotes

I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss