10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"